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Writing headlines is the easiest job.

1 hour ago

March 9, 2010
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The New Media Watchdogs

11 hours ago

March 9, 2010
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True Story:

Driving home, I saw a guy walking out of a sex shop with a mop bucket. Do I really need make a comment about that?

12 hours ago

March 9, 2010
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Yikestown

I just did an open mic, which is my first since October of 2008.

I can’t wait to get home, listen to my “jokes” and feel terrible about myself!

15 hours ago

March 8, 2010
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  • Mom: Have you seen Seinfeld's new show?
  • Me: The Marriage Ref? No. I hear it's awful though.
  • Mom: Oh yeah, it sucks. Big time! He's really desperate, huh?

20 hours ago

March 8, 2010
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Bouncing Souls - “Monday Morning Ant Brigade”

1 day ago

March 8, 2010
link Chris Fairbanks new comedy album "Fairbanks."

mattbraunger:

Click the link to download it for a mere 9.99. It’s a great recording of a great show in San Francisco. I listened to it this afternoon and Chris called me in the middle of it. A real Twilight Zone moment. Anyway, it’s hilarious and fun from beginning to end.

Get it! Get it now!

Just recorded a podcast with Chris, and he’s hilarious! Check it out!

2 days ago

March 6, 2010
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photo Fairbanks!

Fairbanks!

2 days ago

March 6, 2010
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3 days ago

March 5, 2010
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3 days ago

March 5, 2010
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photo Drinks on my Bucket List:

Sandpaper Tugjob
Fartini

Drinks on my Bucket List:

  • Sandpaper Tugjob
  • Fartini

4 days ago

March 5, 2010
photo I wish I owned one of these.

I wish I owned one of these.

4 days ago

March 5, 2010
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Matthew Good Band - “A Boy And His Machine Gun”

It’s amazing what velocity can do when human beings are in season

4 days ago

March 4, 2010
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Say Hi To Your Mom - “Pop Music of the Future”

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4 days ago

March 4, 2010
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How to tell if the guy who gave you a haircut did a good job:

  • By appearance, you can’t tell your hair is thinning in the places where you know your hair is thinning.

5 days ago

March 3, 2010