2008

Downtown Kzoo.

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Hey, Ian.

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I’ve been staring at my laptop screen for a half hour.

Mt. Pleasant is having a thunderstorm. Awesome.

“Does that wallet chain come with a lisp?”
— Some turbo at a Mt. Pleasant...

Hey, Laura.

Hey, Rachel and Karen.

Hey, Cam.

Unintentional Fire Marshall Bill.

Hey, Sarah, Maddie, and Nicole.

Hey, Tony.

Hey, Jordan.

Hey, Paul.

Hey, Carolyn.

Hey, Mike.

The Fullblast to Reunite in Toronto

Hey, Michael.

HDR attempt number two. I like this one better, minus the...

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Every time I see Hellboy promos, I wonder what Ted Danson is doing.

This is my first attempt at generating an HDR image —...

Comedy's Favorite Fake Number

Eleventy.

It kind of sucks missing movie night. Instead, I’ll be spending my movie night attempting to...

Lucero at Spaceland on July 23. Come with me.

23 Hours Later

I’ve had my fill of Sault Ste. Marie and I’m ready to move along with this trip.

What happened to Fred Durst?

Fun with motor vehicle blinkers and long exposures.

I got the basic CHDK working on my camera. As soon as I get some juice in my battery, I’m...

Canon Hack Development Kit

Delicious.

Fresh air!

7 AM in Chicago. My next flight boards now and I’m still on the first plane. Ugh.

1 AM. Still on the ground. No power for laptops. I hope I don’t miss my next flight.

A Fun Game For Airports.

All I’m really doing here is killing time on the internet while crossing my legs, letting my...

Is it 12:45 yet?

This place is getting crowded.

I’m sitting at LAX and my flight is delayed by an hour or something. Wonderful.

The one time a large iced coffee affects...

Right before I have to get on an airplane and probably sit next to a fat guy for several hours.

Sleepy Time

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It’s 11:55 p.m. and I leave LA in 24 hours. I have to pack! I can’t wait to smell fresh...

Tom Kauffman has arrived in LA.

"Major Takedown" in our neighborhood this...

It’s about 4:15 in the morning and it sounds like little bombs have been going off in my...

ianbroyles: en rout. i love ebay. I want one!

“Why Russert and Carlin, and not O’Reilly and Mencia?”
— Some internet person, via...

You Have A To Do List, I have a To Do...

Digitize Snakebytes footage. Finish up two more episodes. Go to Comedy Death Ray tomorrow. Do...

boringloser: I wish I were full of gin. (via...

“The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean,...”
— George Carlin (via...

irrationalblog: The Gong Show taping made the Soup look like a well-oiled, professional machine....

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I love my friends.

One more week until a little break.

“The sooner we put a president, or vice president, or a...”
— Mike Gravel

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I can’t wait to sink my teeth into delicious, raw fish...

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Scientists find bugs that eat waste and...

Fresh Scents

hipsterdiet: lovepuppy: Rain smells so good. fact: i miss the rain.

My favorite knock-knock joke

DJANDREW1: Knock knock.
NYMAG: Who’s there?
DJANDREW1: 9/11
NYMAG: 9/11 who?
DJANDREW1: You said you’d never forget.

bestiesonice: watcheroftheskies: The Deepest Swimming Pool...

I think Jimmy Pardo is a national treasure. Here’s one...

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How many near-car accidents is this city going to give me?

Pretty awesome random gift.

As expensive as gas is, and as expensive as this city is in general, it’s pretty cool to pay...

If you have awesome friends, raise your hand. And pull your...

Mike Radtke is coming to visit next month, and that makes me happy.

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Movie Night Season Premiere Tonight!

movienight: Place: 622 (Delbert, Dave, and Jim’s Place) Time: Doors open at 8:30, screening starts...

Random Final Cut frame: From my movie night submission....

My movie night submission is going to be awful. I’m scared to finish it.

kathlellen: some biyotch parked so close to me when i was at...

I’m pretty exhausted from jamming tonight, but it was a lot of fun. It’s been a while...

Weird

lauratronsblogatron: I’m at work, and I look out into the mall corridor and I see Paul Isakson...

Abraham Lincoln

boringloser: Holy shit, coming up with Abraham Lincoln jokes tonight was fun/ridiculous. Some of My...

Awesome.

ianbroyles: best action figure ever.

kathlellen: thumbwrestlinginbaltimore: soupsoup: youngmanhattanite: Tim Russert:...

Solution for the lack of movie night...

Think of the dumbest thing possible and just make it.

delbertshoopman: Building a set is fun… here is a small...

One tank. Personal record.

“I have a brown belt in keeping my pants up.”
— Nick Thune, at tonight’s...

Machos Tacos is the best.

I’ve survived in this city for five months. Hooray.

The Daily Show & The Colbert Report Come to...

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Her Secret Admirer Strikes Again...

emac: Still waiting for a response. Just leave a note saying yay or nay to the date at Norms. Wait...

Mmm, nostalgia.

The fourth season of Rescue Me has already gotten really...

It’s a double bagel day.

I think the dog outside has inward barking abilities because it doesn’t even take a breath in...

It’s going to be another night of the dogs in the neighborhood barking nonstop, and me not...

Like The Valley

Paul: That transfer went fast.
Ken: We live in a golden age.
Paul: We live in a silicon age. Fake boobs and fast transfers.
Ken: What more could you want?
Paul: Quite frankly, I'm not sure.

delbertshoopman: I pretty much like to do whatever I want...

I’m not much of a dog person, because they make my...

(via ianbroyles)

All these sunny days sure do make me miss my board.

I can’t wait to be done with my work today so I can...

Kyle Kinane is a hilarious comic. Look him up.

Buying 26 hangars for $3 was a great idea. I’m so sick of having to fold t-shirts.

Last month Ken was on Match Game, this month it was...

The 50 best pun stores.

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Official 2008 Bilderberg Participant List

I can’t wait to eat a Jimmy Jonh’s sandwich when...

M Bar. Comedy.

I think it’s become pretty obvious.

kathlellen: What are you trying to tell me, gmail? Gmail has...

Getting to the bottom of stupid fees.

I could listen to Stephen Wright jokes all day. And I wish I...

I don’t really care about hockey anymore, but...

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“If Paul Bartunek can’t be vague, then what’s...”
— Paul Bartunek

Some people look really good, and they don’t even have to try.

This is what Gmail advertises to me.

My first Tumblr post was a year ago today.

christinahaberkern: I LOVE how this came out! You’re...