October 2008
11:40 P.M.
Laundry time.
Ben Stiller and that chick from Hey Dude are sitting behind us at Comedy Death Ray. Ha ha.
September 2008
Here's an awful joke I wrote today:
I had a running joke for you, but I’m not that quick on my feet.
I hope I didn’t accidentally steal that. It’s probably been written before. Oh well — I didn’t know.
Whenever I do get enough courage to do that elusive first open mic, I invite you to come and be a part of the silent audience!
Speaking of Pete Yorn: I’m reposting this.
March 11. Matthew Good and Pete Yorn at The Hotel Cafe.
Improv class break. This is a blast!
Improvisation 101
Here we go.
The Internet Is Running Out Of IP Addresses →
Peter Says
I am a dark horse.
Season four of Never Not Funny starts today. I’m pumped!
paul: If I had confidence and vision I'd say, "Tomorrow is the first day of my career."
IiezI: career??
liezl: you'll do fine because you're a closet ham
paul: Closet ham?
IiezI: closet attention whore
paul: Who isn't?
paul: You have a Tumblr now, so welcome to THAT party.
Our one-party system is complicit in yet another crime against the American...
– From a Ron Paul 2008 email. (via irrationalblog)
Now that movie night is in between seasons, I suppose it’s time to really buckle down and start working towards various goals.
I’ve got an improv class, some jokes I need to work on, and a four page directory of open mic nights around Los Angeles. That’s a good start.
And when movie night rolls around again early next year, I’m hoping I’ll have way more After...
Here’s the intro I made for the season two finale of Movie Night.
I just spent $698 on a plane ticket home for Christmas. And there’s still a rental car and three hours of driving to do after that. Yum.
Dogs:
They start barking outside my window the moment I think to myself, “Well, I guess it’s about time to go to bed.”
Coincidental, yes, but still annoying.
I wish human beings would take care of their pets.
Wikileaks is really intriguing me.
We believe that transparency in government activities leads to reduced...
– Wikileak.org’s about page
delbertshoopman:
My loads of laundry today were:
Colors
Whites
Clothes with fake blood on them
Sorry, dude! But thanks!
Four Steps To Being A Hack Blogger
1. Post about ninjas.
2. Post about pirates.
3. Post about robots.
4. Post about unicorns.
The Top One Bands Whose Music Should Be Totally...
1. Sublime