January 2010
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http://www.twentynot2000.com/ →
Say the year “1810” out loud. Now say the year “1999” out loud. See a pattern? It’s been easier, faster, and shorter to say years this way for every decade (except for the one that just ended) instead of saying the number the long way. However, many people are carrying the way they said years from last decade over to this decade as a bad habit. If we...
Kind Of Like Spitting - “Passionate”
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The Optometrist Lady In My Dream
Lady: You see, you when our eyes go bad, you just have to believe -- you just have to trust --
Me: Actually...
Lady: What?
Me: I don't believe in that stuff.
Lady: You're not religious?
Me: Not at all. Doesn't make any sense to me.
Lady: Well what about The Olive Garden?
Me: What?
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Strike Anywhere - “Refusal”
Swingin’ Utters - “Twenty-Three”
(via punknews)
The sugary coffee drink and two slices of pizza I had today are having a Hurricane Katrina party in my stomach.
If Mad Men Had a Porno Parody:
Would it be called “Mad Menstruation”? Maybe in a niche market?
I need to join a bowling league.
I need to get back to my roots!
“Sir, we cannot make you an appointment at this time. Our clinic opens at 8:30...”
– Phone representative of The Saban Free Clinic
I can’t even get an appointment at a free clinic!
Yelp Walks Away From Google Deal, And Half A... →
hilker:
phew.
Right on. Google doesn’t need to be in everything.
You know what?
I think I’m comfortable with being racist towards white people who have artificially orange skin.
I want to have a water balloon fight where some of the water balloons also contain a lot of glitter — but only if there’s bad blood.
This song is called “Brittany...
Chowhound.com's Ultimate Los Angeles Restaurants... →
I’ve only been to Jitlada, Umami Burger, and Phillipe’s — Jitlada being my favorite of those three.
I’ve got 22 restaurants to try next year.
The Aquabats - “Pizza Day”
(via...
The Weakerthans - “My Favourite...