June 2009
My new job starts tomorow.
I’m pretty excited.
May 2009
Pepsi is better than Coke.
A Craigslist Email Exchange
Jack: I got $300 cash
Paul: That's a real bummer.
Jack: yea, you could have had it in your hand, oh well
Paul: Let me know when you offer the amount I'm selling it for.
Jack: not in this life time
Paul: SWISH!
Los Angeles: Where racial stereotypes come alive!
New Between Two Ferns!
ianbroyles:
the end of a dramatic game of quoits. dan, andrew, tim and spencer are the players. (via Vimeo)
IM Spam
I seem to get semi-regular spam instant messages from bots named “[random word]coho”, and this was the message waiting for me when I got home:
obscurecoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother’s terrible parenting.
Things I own that have broken in the last 24...
• My camera.
• My car.
I hope my vital organs aren’t next.
And now I’m stuck in a Best Buy parking lot for a while.
Michael Jaxxman - “Sex and the City”
I made this for Gelmania last night.
Earthquakes
I’ve determined that I live in a pretty awesome apartment building because we’ve had a few earthquakes lately, and I haven’t felt any of them here.
The fear of my bookcase falling over and killing me is gone!
This just in:
People who say they’ll buy things from you on Craigslist but only want to haggle or scam you are ANNOYING.
No, I will not:
Trade an iPhone 3G and some cash for my camera.
Send my camera to West Africa.
Sell my camera for hundreds of dollars less than the price I posted.
Drive it across the city to you for much less than I’m asking.
Being Above The Neighborhood
There is a crazy woman outside screaming at someone. So far she’s mentioned things like, “push me again because I was on probation and now I’m not, mutha fucka” and “back the fuck off, bitch.”
Countdown to shots being fired starts now!