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I admire hobos who walk where ever the hell they want, despite crosswalks, stop lights, and cars. They are America’s real Libertarians.

Jul 1st

Oh, it’s always nice when your apartment complex decides they’re going to hire people to come in and have a woodshop day in your parking garage area, which results in all cars in said garage being totally covered in sawdust. Thanks a lot!

Jul 1st

The Rentals - “Must Be Wrong”

Jul 1st

“U-Haul guarantees your reservation or we’ll give you $50 dollars.”

– UHaul.com I sure could have used that guarantee a year and a half ago when the asshole at U-Haul told me, “Well, they don’t actually GUARANTEE your reservation.”

Jul 1st

Jun 30th

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Jun 30th

Yellowcard - “Rock Star Land”

Jun 30th

Jun 29th

Jun 28th

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Jun 27th

A Wilhelm Scream - “The King Is Dead”

Jun 26th

I can hear the late night television jokes now:

Michael Jackson dies; children FEARLESSLY rock out with their cocks out!

Jun 26th

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Did you know that if you hit your left or right arrow keys on the Tumblr Dashboard, you can go forward and backward in pages? I didn’t know this until accidentally stumbling upon it today. Oh well. Neat.

Jun 25th

The 11th Annual Del Close Marathon →

I hope I can figure out a way to make it.

Jun 25th

Bane - “Ali VS. Frazier I” (via...

Jun 25th

Parking Garage Pet Peeves

It’s really annoying when you’re walking to your car in a parking garage filled with parking spaces — all of which are convenient to stairs or an elevator — and someone stalks you from their car or asks you where you are going and if you’ll give them your spot. It should also be noted that this really only bothers me when I’m in a place where finding a parking...

Jun 25th

Jun 24th

Gob - “Self-Appointed Leader”

Jun 23rd

Iphone Users:

Is there a way to unsync your email contacts from your phone without manually going through and deleting them one by one? I accidentally synced them up one day and now my contacts include every person I’ve ever emailed or who has ever emailed me. Can this be undone?

Jun 23rd

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This is how we're going to remember Ed McMahon. →

Hiyoooo!

Jun 23rd

This just in:

You have to jump through more hoops to move out of an apartment than you do to move into an apartment — even when your lease has been completed!

Jun 23rd