August 2009
Bobby Bottleservice
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July 2009
Los Angeles parking tip:
Put a nickel in the meter and it will be BUSTED. No tickets for you*!
*Or maybe one ticket — I’m not sure. However, the meter will read “Fail.”
Paul Bartunek - Territory Manager at Liberty... →
This guy is ruining my good name!
Insurance? I wouldn’t touch that business with a ten foot pole!
Let's talk about repeating oneself: →
Secrets:
Expecting a package to be delivered is very stressful to me — especially when it’s scheduled to arrive on a day where I’m home. Every time I hear a large vehicle go by or brakes squeaking, I perk up like a kitten, and run to check the front door.
And of course, more often than not, I miss the delivery.
I’ve been like this all my life! Ah!
The NEXT-next annoying internet thing:
“Breaking Badding” yourself.
Coming down coldwater canyon, I had to stop to burn my masters degree. But hey,...
– Tom Kauffman in a txt msg to me… I asked him how far away from work he was, after he was sent out to get one of our executives some expensive cat food.
*When I’m the boss… I would never send someone out for this stuff.
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I still don’t understand how one can cross that...
The next annoying internet thing:
“Mad Menning” yourself.
RAAAAAAANDY - PART 3
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boringloser:
Ikea Heights (Episode #3)
In the third episode of Ikea Heights, James and his brother seek out the treasure, while Detective Mathis attempts to organize a sting against Federico. Directed by David Seger Shot by Paul Bartunek Produced by David Seger, Tom Kauffman, and Spencer Strauss Written by David Seger, Spencer Strauss, Tom Kauffman, and Paul Bartunek Starring: Matt...
Apple Pan Hickoryburger:
This might be the best hamburger I’ve had in Los Angeles. It’s not trying to be fancy for fancy’s sake (see: Umami). It’s simple and really tasty.
Having a job again:
Significantly lowers daytime blogging rate.
“Toxic” by Mike and Paul
Made for Del’s birthday party. I had the dumb idea, but Mike really did all the work.
Raaaaaaaandy Part 2
Let’s lay some cable!
10 Comics to Watch: Matt Braunger (Variety) →
boringloser:
Yeah! Sweet press for Matt Braunger, a comic to watch!
With the Letterman appearance, a gig on the final season of “Mad TV” (including a jaw-dropping part in a “Weight Smashers” ad parody), a new role as a detective on the Internet satire series “Ikea Heights” and this summer’s release of a comedy album, “Soak Up the Night,” Braunger acknowledges that he finally has some momentum....
Bool Beef Burrito: pretty good.
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MSNBC or MSB Monday Night Raw?