September 2009
Reblog with your first job and age you started...
paulytamale:
wreckandsalvage:
yumwatch:
robot-heart:
enjoli:bumblevision:mercurypdx:biteofpythias:
Cashier and deli girl at the local grocery store, 16
Independent video store clerk, 17.
Paperboy, 12
Bruegger’s Bagels bageler, 17.
The Quarterdeck at Lake Superior State University, 14.
Bill Hicks’s Principles of Comedy →
August 2009
Alkaline Trio - “Maybe I’ll Catch...
You know what? If the fire makes Los Angeles smell like one big, happy campground, maybe it isn’t so bad after all.
Look for the positives, guys.
Watchboringloser:
Ikea Heights - Episode 4
We knew that we couldn’t spend all day playing around in Ikea without them catching on, so we tried to rehearse across the street and shoot the bulk of the episode in one shot. I think it turned out pretty well.
Ikea Heights is a melodrama shot entirely in the Burbank California Ikea Furniture Store without the store’s knowledge. It is produced for...
Modest Mouse - “King Rat”
Strung Out - “Black Crosses”
New...
All I wanted was a glass of water.
It’s always nice when you come home to your apartment in the middle of the afternoon when it’s balls hot and your water is turned off — of course without prior notice. And then, of course, you can’t get a hold of anyone to even ask when it’s going to be turned back on.
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WatchMichigan 2009
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I’m thinking of starting a new Tumblr called, “You Really Handled That One Like A Faggot!” which will be stories of bicurious people having hilarious homosexual experiences.
Is that too offensive?
Dumb joke I just wrote:
Did you guys hear that a Neo-Nazi is going to buy up Cedar Point and all of the Six Flags franchises? His first order of business is opening up a new ride called The Holocoaster.
I’m sure someone’s thought of that before, not including the “murder rock” band I just found from Googling it. Oh well.
Tumblarity:
I don’t care what my number is — I just want to understand the system in place.
The last four or five days I’ve been hovering around the same number, and most recently, the number has been going up. Just now I took a shower, stepped out, dried off, and sat at my computer. I saw there were new posts so I refreshed. My number dropped upwards of 60 points in around five minutes.
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Metric - “I.O.U.”
Punch Club
My wrist hurts more than my shoulder.
Remember
Remember when nearly everyone you know told you they were “Not gonna lie…” right before they told you something you’d never expect them to lie about?
I sure don’t miss those days — they were confusing.
Here’s to the future!
Ugh.
This bowling alley in Santa Monica took SIX noticable chunks out of my ball.
Not cool! If there is/was one thing I’m serious about — it’s bowling!
At least they gave me a filled out form and will repair it for free.
FX Picks Up Louis CK's New Show →
hipsterdiet:
This will be a great companion to It’s Always Sunny. They’ve order 13 episodes …
“Louie” is based on the star’s life and will blend standup material with what Landgraf described as “extended vignettes” depicting moments from his offstage experiences. Louis CK is exec producer, writer and helmer of the series. Dave Becky also exec produces.
Also look out for “League” this Fall.
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iPhone Dictionary
I wish I was able to edit the iPhone’s dictionary to not correct itself when I type in certain words that I mean to type — and I’m sure most iPhone users feel the same.
For example: I use the word “nah” a lot, becuase I generally type out words how I speak them. It always corrects me with “bag” and I have to backspace and fix it.
Los Angeles Sushi:
What’s the best place to get sushi around here?