February 2010
January 2010
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Apple Nailed It
Genius marketing strategy: Think of a name for your new product that will generate the maximum amount of jokes on the internet.
Any press is good press!
I want to go back in time and live in a pre-digital camera world where camwhoring is super popular with angry, old women in prairie dresses.
Hey! Look at how fucking doomed we are! →
(via daveholmes)
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NBC Universal Profit DOWN 30% →
Time to buy some stock!
Move Your Money
Is anyone participating in the Move Your Money movement?
The two things stopping me at the moment are having to switch all my payments to a new account (which can be a headache, as I’ve experienced before), and the lack of ATMs all over the place, like the big banks have.
If you are participating, how do you like your community bank/credit union? And if you’re in LA, which...
Don’t have a cow, man!
– Bear Grylls
Quoth the Raven, ‘Nevermore.’
– Bear Grylls
Dan: im excited to have someone choke you w/guitar strings
Paul: I'm excited to secretly replace all the blanks in all the guns with live ammo!
Dan: LOL
The Tonight Show with Joel Mchale Theory →
(via afghanibanani)
Are you evacuating?
– My mom, calling because she saw Antonio Villaraigosa on The Weather channel, telling people where they can go to be safe from mudslides. I had no idea it was that bad out here.
Fun!
The Secret To A Successful Jay Leno Impression:
Make sure every sentence ends in a mumbled , “Did you hear about this?”
Now you can be a part of the millions of Jay Leno impressions popping up around the internet in the last few weeks.
michaelbusch:
Help spread the truth in beautiful 1080i!
themidnightshowblog:
The Midnight Show & Trevor Moore (Whitest Kids U’Know) bring you the truth - now on Blu-ray!
Ricky Gervais is to the 67th Golden Globes what Norm Macdonald was to the Comedy Central Roast of Bob Saget: Awesome.
Thanks for you reply,i am located in Remsenburg city in NY,i really need to buy...
– Cookie Cutter Craigslist Scam Response
I’m sure we’ve all gotten a variation of this one before.
Two down!
I totally forgot that January 10 was my two year anniversary of living in Los Angeles.
I’m happy to report that I haven’t died from a prescription pill overdose yet!