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This is my Paul Bartunek joke.

paulytamale: Some people like to do pilates. I do Pontius Pilates. I warm up, do a lot of stretching, then I crucify a messiah. It’s great for the back.

Apr 1st

Banner Pilot - “Hold Me Up”

Apr 1st

Mar 31st

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Dominos Pizza Tracker 2.0 Not safe for work! (via dougbeatty)

Mar 29th

Lunch Party

I’m doing some work in downtown Los Angeles today. Are there any good lunch spots around the Staples Center?

Mar 29th

The Impossibles - “Connecticut”

Mar 29th

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Ron Swanson is the best!

Mar 27th

Rise Against - “Everchanging”...

Mar 27th

Your Guide to LA's Underground Improv Scene →

(via room101improv)

Mar 27th

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Mar 27th

Russian Roulette Goes Wrong At Wedding →

I can’t imagine Russian Roulette ever really going right.

Mar 26th

Hayden - “Where and When”

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Here's what I wonder:

Let’s say I wanted to sell the following items as a package deal: Canon T1i with 18-55mm lens Messenger-style camera bag 8 gig high speed SD card Wired remote (ideal for long exposure shots) Would you be interested in buying that?

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Ramones - “Do You Wanna Dance” (via...

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Mar 18th

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Mar 18th

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Timing!

Michael Karnell: did you go to el cid on monday?
Paul Bartunek: hold on. just spilled liquid all over
Michael Karnell: did i startle you? i feel bad now
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Paul Bartunek: probalby should unplug before i wipe
Paul Bartunek: all right back to business. i think i'm safe.
Paul Bartunek: anyway: nope