March 2012
Goodbye, First Amendment: ‘Trespass Bill’ will... →
Under the act, the government is also given the power to bring charges against Americans engaged in political protest anywhere in the country.
Under current law, White House trespassers are prosecuted under a local ordinance, a Washington, DC legislation that can bring misdemeanor charges for anyone trying to get close to the president without authorization. Under H.R. 347, a federal law...
February 2012
NDAA Nullification Passes Virginia Senate by a... →
chadlossing:
I am glad Virginia remembered we have the power of nullification.
Hit me up top, Virginia.
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Matt Spaccarelli, iPhone User, Awarded $850 In... →
If they throttle you, take them on.
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Probably Gonna Get Murdered
Me: Hey...
Man Sleeping in his SUV, Parked In My Spot: Yeah, what'chu need?
Me: You're parked in my spot. Do you live here?
Man: Oh, sorry. I live one block over and I was just resting. I'm one building over, bro.
Me: Okay.
Man: I'll move. Sorry, bro.
Me: *Stare* *Slowly back up* *Hold stare on him as he checks his sideview mirror for me staring.* *Stare* *Watch him take his time driving away. *Stare*
This guy makes the best cat videos on the internet.
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mcnamee:
It’s Valentines again, and here I am with a special offer for the ladies.
Capital One: We see you haven't activated your new card. Did you receive it?
Me: Yes.
Capital One: Great! We just wanted to call and check in, because we know things can get crazy around the holiday season.
Me: Okay.
Capital One: If you'd like, we can go ahead and activate that right now.
Me: No thanks. I'll call to activate it soon.
Capital One: It'll only take ten seconds. I just need to verify this phone number and the last four digits of your social.
Me: No thank you. I will call and activate it on my own.
Capital One: Okay, thank you, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Me: Yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and take my balance down to zero.
Capital One: Excuse me, sir?
Me: Make my balance zero. That would really help me out.
Capital One: I'm sorry, but that's not something --
Me: Goodnight!
Striking Brussels firemen soak cops, PM office →
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jordanmorris:
John Roy on Conan
Local favorite John Roy was hilarious on the Conan O’Brien television program last night.
Great clip, but I guess this means I can’t put up my Neil Diamond sketch on Friday now. Lesson learned: When you have an idea, don’t wait over a year to finally show it to people.
I’ll do it anyway, I suppose. Just to get it out of the way.
Californians anxiously await ruling on Prop. 8 →
latimes:
The ruling on the gay marriage ban is expected in the next 30 minutes.
OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video →
I’ll see your new M.I.A. video and raise you a new OK Go video.