Pauliophonic.com

Mar 11

One man’s fashion statement.

One man’s fashion statement.

Mar 10

You would not believe the amount of times I’ve had to play it super cool after I get up from a chair and the chair comes with me, thanks to my wallet chain.

Mar 09

szzzzlaga:

Blows my MIND that most of you have never heard of Superman Ice Cream!

I could go for a tub of this right now!

szzzzlaga:

Blows my MIND that most of you have never heard of Superman Ice Cream!

I could go for a tub of this right now!

Writing headlines is the easiest job.

Writing headlines is the easiest job.

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True Story:

Driving home, I saw a guy walking out of a sex shop with a mop bucket. Do I really need make a comment about that?

Mar 08

Yikestown

I just did an open mic, which is my first since October of 2008.

I can’t wait to get home, listen to my “jokes” and feel terrible about myself!

Mar 06

Chris Fairbanks new comedy album "Fairbanks." -

mattbraunger:

Click the link to download it for a mere 9.99. It’s a great recording of a great show in San Francisco. I listened to it this afternoon and Chris called me in the middle of it. A real Twilight Zone moment. Anyway, it’s hilarious and fun from beginning to end.

Get it! Get it now!

Just recorded a podcast with Chris, and he’s hilarious! Check it out!

Fairbanks!

Fairbanks!

Mar 05