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I seem to get semi-regular spam instant messages from bots named “[random word]coho”, and this was the message waiting for me when I got home:
obscurecoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for. My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother’s terrible parenting.
• My camera.
• My car.
I hope my vital organs aren’t next.
And now I’m stuck in a Best Buy parking lot for a while.
American Football - “Never Meant”
(via drewhancock)
I’ve never been a roller coaster.
Before you ask me if I’m afraid — I’m not. I’ve never had the chance to go on one.
Take me for a ride.
This is related to Tom’s last post.
Is this video supposed to be serious or really sexy?
I’m walking away from this video feeling quite aroused! I hope the contents don’t squirt in my face.