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This pilot brought to you by IKEA.

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This pilot brought to you by IKEA.

1 month ago

May 25, 2009
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1 month ago

May 24, 2009
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IM Spam

I seem to get semi-regular spam instant messages from bots named “[random word]coho”, and this was the message waiting for me when I got home:

obscurecoho: That message you sent me is uncalled for.  My brother killing himself had nothing to do with my mother’s terrible parenting.

1 month ago

May 23, 2009
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Things I own that have broken in the last 24 hours:

• My camera.

• My car.

I hope my vital organs aren’t next.

And now I’m stuck in a Best Buy parking lot for a while.

1 month ago

May 23, 2009
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American Football - “Never Meant”

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1 month ago

May 23, 2009
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1 month ago

May 23, 2009
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1 month ago

May 22, 2009
photo I’ve never been a roller coaster.
Before you ask me if I’m afraid — I’m not.  I’ve never had the chance to go on one.
Take me for a ride.

I’ve never been a roller coaster.

Before you ask me if I’m afraid — I’m not.  I’ve never had the chance to go on one.

Take me for a ride.

1 month ago

May 21, 2009
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Alkaline Trio - “Steamer Trunk”

1 month ago

May 21, 2009
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Michael Jaxxman - “Sex and the City”

I made this for Gelmania last night.

1 month ago

May 21, 2009
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1 month ago

May 21, 2009
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1 month ago

May 20, 2009
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This is related to Tom’s last post.

Is this video supposed to be serious or really sexy?

I’m walking away from this video feeling quite aroused! I hope the contents don’t squirt in my face.

1 month ago

May 20, 2009
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1 month ago

May 19, 2009
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Earthquakes

I’ve determined that I live in a pretty awesome apartment building because we’ve had a few earthquakes lately, and I haven’t felt any of them here.

The fear of my bookcase falling over and killing me is gone!

1 month ago

May 19, 2009