3 months ago
February 19, 2012
This guy makes the best cat videos on the internet.
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February 17, 2012
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February 16, 2012
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February 16, 2012
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Too many cool things are happening without me.
3 months ago
February 15, 2012
For some reason, I thought these were only available during the holidays, or: I’ve only seen them in stores around the holidays, or: the Armenian market around the corner sells stale cookies.
Update: they are not stale.
3 months ago
February 15, 2012
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February 15, 2012
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Matthew Good - “Prime Time Deliverance”
It was great to see Matt Good again last night at the Hotel Cafe, minus him being boozy and kind of dickish during most of the show. I suppose that’s the usual, but I still enjoyed it.
3 months ago
February 15, 2012
danirrational:
Best text.
I wish I could go, except that tonight is:

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February 15, 2012
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3 months ago
February 13, 2012
mcnamee:
It’s Valentines again, and here I am with a special offer for the ladies.
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February 13, 2012
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Capital One:
We see you haven't activated your new card. Did you receive it?
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Me:
Yes.
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Capital One:
Great! We just wanted to call and check in, because we know things can get crazy around the holiday season.
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Me:
Okay.
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Capital One:
If you'd like, we can go ahead and activate that right now.
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Me:
No thanks. I'll call to activate it soon.
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Capital One:
It'll only take ten seconds. I just need to verify this phone number and the last four digits of your social.
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Me:
No thank you. I will call and activate it on my own.
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Capital One:
Okay, thank you, sir. Is there anything else I can do for you?
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Me:
Yeah, I'm going to need you to go ahead and take my balance down to zero.
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Capital One:
Excuse me, sir?
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Me:
Make my balance zero. That would really help me out.
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Capital One:
I'm sorry, but that's not something --
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Me:
Goodnight!
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February 13, 2012
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