Neil Young - “Long May You Run”
From Conan’s final Tonight Show.
Don’t you love when you see this? It hasn’t changed for five minutes. All for a watermark on an HD video that’s under 1:30!
I wish I could somehow arrange for a brand new, super “pimped out” Mac Pro to land itself under my desk.
I’m not complaining about what I’m doing — because I’m gearing up to be in a really cool place pretty soon, and I’ve enjoyed all of it so far — I’m just complaining about my slow computer!
If you post naked pictures of your newborn on the web, is it okay for me to tell that baby, “I saw your pussy on the internet!” in 18 years?
Why is the semicolon/colon key always the dirtiest key? Exactly where do you put your dirty, dirty pinky?
Crashbar Presents, the First Ever “Battle for Crashbar’s LOVE”
10 teams each get 15 minutes to do their best improv to impress the audience. The winner of each half (based on audience applause) goes on to the final round and does another 15 minute slot (Second date anyone?)
After the first and second half winners perform (for the second time) we will crown one champ to win prizes, acclaim and Crashbar’s love!
LINE UP FOR Thursday, February 11, 2009:
Bright & Shiny - Andrew Harris, Aristotle Athiras, Ben Begley, Joshua Slocum, Lauri Roggenkamp, Myron Santos, Rhoda Baldwin-Bishop
Killer Whale - Jeff Newburg, Jake Jabbour, Gabriel Loeb, Jake Jabbour, William Stephens, Brian Cooperman and Chris Stathis
Natural Police - Emily Maya Mills and Leslie Tsina
I can haz ringwurm - Josh Covitt, Matt Klinman, Jonathan Smith, Jonny Svarzbein, Steve Szlaga, Lesley Tsina, Amy Vorpahl, Erin Whitehead
Fiasco! - Jacqueline Gabardy, Clay Larsen, Tom McMillan, Justin Michael, Jacob Reed
::intermission::
Family Portrait - Mano Agapion, Ryan Meharry, Ryan Rosenberg, Alice Gardin, Ben Boodman, James Mastraieni, Sky Soleil
Moose Boots - Paul Bartunek, Doug Beatty, Doug Ecks, Kyle Fitzpatrick, Nick Greco, and Joe Saunders
Arms & Legs - Dave Theune, Nick Lusk, Aaron Roos, Clayton Froning, Michael Anastasia, Jenna Wright, and Arlen Konapaki
3 Kings - Ron Babcock, Chad Fogland & Curtis Rainsberry
Hoi! - Eugene Cordero and Rene Gube
::intermission::
First-half champs
Second-half champs
Crown a winner and spread the love!
$5 (get your date to pay) with water and beer available by donation!
Come see a great night of improv with a lot of fun people, this Thursday!