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If I Had a Stand-Up Act, This Might Be a Joke:

I don’t really like it when people say, “I love life” because what do they have to compare it to? Nothing. It’s not like saying, “I love shitting”, because I don’t know about you, but I definitely love shitting compared to not shitting when I really have to. Trust me, I’ve seen both sides, and one of them is far more uncomfortable than the other.

Is that even funny?

4 years ago

November 17, 2007