Sault Ste. Marie: Gettin’ Beat Up

I was walking home from the bars with my friend Ian and these guys up ahead of us were pounding on this random truck. I yelled, “Hey, that’s my truck!” Then the guy turned around and yelled back something like, “What are you going to do about it?” and I replied, “Hey man, ha ha, I’m just joking around.” and then he got mad. He kept yelling but I then realized he was probably going to kill me so I kept quiet. Then he pushed me. Magically, I had my hand in my pockets but I didn’t fall down. Luckly Ian and I escaped into the nearest bar.

The moral of the story is, don’t joke around with strangers, because they’ll probably want to beat you up even though you’re just joking.

Woo! Sault Ste. Marie!

I guess I’ll never joke around with strangers in Los Angeles. I’m going to get shot. Or knifed.