Abraham Lincoln

boringloser:

Holy shit, coming up with Abraham Lincoln jokes tonight was fun/ridiculous.

Some of My favorites:

What do you call Abraham Lincoln who isn’t Abraham Lincoln?
Ain’t-braham Lincoln

What do you call Abraham Lincoln with a bum leg?
Lame-braham Limpin’

What do you call Abraham Lincoln as a magician?
Abracadabraham Lincoln

What do you call Abraham Lincoln if you want thirty guys in Contra?
A, B, A, B, Up, Down, Up, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Select, Start-braham Lincoln

This was easily one of the best night for stupid jokes. There were probably somewhere in the neighborhood of three hours worth and over a hundred Abraham Lincoln Jokes. I wish I could remember a few more, but I think there were just too many. Someone should have been keeping track.