Humor person. Real person. Terrible person.Tumblr (3.0; @pauliophonic)http://pauliophonic.com/<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KMmqqKV49cg?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kylekinane.tumblr.com/post/17225090754/thedailywhat-super-prank-of-the-day-for-his">kylekinane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/17211112457/super-prank-of-the-day-for-his-latest-youtube">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Super Prank of the Day:</strong> For his latest YouTube Challenge (<a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/11/03/trick-or-trick-of-the-day/">previously</a>, <a href="http://thedailywh.at/2011/12/13/nasty-christmas-of-the-day/">and</a>), Jimmy Kimmel targeted adults for once, telling viewers to wait for a crucial moment during the Super Bowl, and then unplug or turn off the television.</p> <p>Surprisingly, no humans were killed in the making of this prank.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/JimmyKimmelLive?feature=watch">jkl</a>.]</p> </blockquote> <p>Fantastic.</p> </blockquote> <p>Watching people get mad about sports they are watching is amusing.</p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17225306227http://pauliophonic.com/post/17225306227Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:30:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1dzfrcNs1qh91cmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://popculturebrain.com/post/17218663495/jonnyetc-ron-swanson-loves-riddles-just-a-fun">popculturebrain</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonnyetc.tumblr.com/post/17218071021/ron-swanson-loves-riddles-just-a-fun-photoshop">jonnyetc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Ron Swanson Loves Riddles.</p> <p>Just a fun Photoshop for Tauntr.com.</p> </blockquote> <p>No sir, this is so much more than just a fun photoshop.</p> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17223445339http://pauliophonic.com/post/17223445339Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:58:18 -0800<object width="640" height="441" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" id="ep"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=24705" /><param name="bgcolor" /><embed src="http://i.cdn.turner.com/v5cache/TBS/cvp/teamcoco_drupal_embed.swf?context=teamcoco_embed_offsite&videoId=24705" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="640" height="441"></embed></object><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jordanmorris.tumblr.com/post/17216302302/john-roy-on-conan-local-favorite-john-roy-was">jordanmorris</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>John Roy on Conan</p> <p>Local favorite John Roy was hilarious on the Conan O’Brien television program last night.</p> </blockquote> <p>Great clip, but I guess this means I can’t put up my Neil Diamond sketch on Friday now. Lesson learned: When you have an idea, don’t wait over a year to finally show it to people.</p> <p>I’ll do it anyway, I suppose. Just to get it out of the way.</p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17216616154http://pauliophonic.com/post/17216616154Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:16:58 -0800writing more in 2k12<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz1aq3pRli1qzss4xo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latimes.tumblr.com/post/17215924404/prop-8-unconstitutional">latimes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://lat.ms/zcg95k">Gay-marriage ban unconstitutional, court rules</a></p> <p><em>Photo: Opponents of Prop. 8 demonstrate outside of the U.S. 9th Circuit Court of Appeals on Tuesday in San Francisco. Credit: Justin Sullivan / Getty Images</em></p> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17216242859http://pauliophonic.com/post/17216242859Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:06:21 -0800<a href="http://lat.ms/wurPv1">Californians anxiously await ruling on Prop. 8</a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latimes.tumblr.com/post/17214883549/prop-8">latimes</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The ruling on the gay marriage ban is expected in the next 30 minutes.</p> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17215038137http://pauliophonic.com/post/17215038137Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:31:46 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17197605945/tumblr_lz0bw3QSIj1qz5n8p&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Weezer - “Falling For You”</strong></p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17197605945http://pauliophonic.com/post/17197605945Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:14:27 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/17165021558/tumblr_lyzmfiipRf1qz5n8p&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>The Fullblast - “February 6th”</strong></p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17165021558http://pauliophonic.com/post/17165021558Mon, 06 Feb 2012 12:04:30 -0800<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=MejbOFk7H6c#t=0s">OK Go - Needing/Getting - Official Video</a>: <p>I’ll see your new M.I.A. video and raise you a new OK Go video.</p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17118937501http://pauliophonic.com/post/17118937501Sun, 05 Feb 2012 14:42:00 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyxvocPI1s1qz5n8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>The Fly (1986)</strong></p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/17114344305http://pauliophonic.com/post/17114344305Sun, 05 Feb 2012 13:29:00 -0800what i watchedcatching up<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu4a5cuck1qz5n8po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Another successful day of job searching on perfectly functional websites and staying really, really positive!</p> <p>Hey, Showbusiness? Can you please just pick up that pilot I worked on in December? That would make <em>everything</em> a whole lot easier for at least <em>this</em> calendar year. Thanks, Showbusiness!</p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16988559361http://pauliophonic.com/post/16988559361Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:44:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytlmkELdK1qz8x31o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/16974124018/stephen-colbert-is-winning-the-war-against-the">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/jurisprudence/2012/02/stephen_colbert_is_winning_the_war_against_the_supreme_court_and_citizens_united_.html">Stephen Colbert is winning the war against the Supreme Court and Citizens United. - Slate Magazine</a></p> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16979129855http://pauliophonic.com/post/16979129855Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:47:41 -0800<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyto5kxYlz1qzjykfo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://joemande.com/post/16975532209/politico-com-wrote-a-nice-article-about-how-im-a">joemande</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Politico.com wrote <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0212/72382.html">a nice article about how I’m a huge asshole to politicians on Twitter</a>. </p> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16979119532http://pauliophonic.com/post/16979119532Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:47:23 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lysjlnr8Ql1qiqgmmo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://socalfood.tumblr.com/post/16946163806/recipe-malos-ground-beef-and-pickle-tacos">socalfood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><a href="http://www.kcet.org/socal/food/the-public-kitchen/malos-ground-beef-and-pickle-taco.html">Recipe: Malo’s Ground Beef and Pickle Tacos</a></strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong><span>Great food sometimes comes from a mix of kitchen confidence and creative improvisation.</span></p> <p>For example, take the alleged <a href="http://www.thenibble.com/reviews/main/cheese/eggs/mayonnaise-history.asp">origins of modern day mayonnaise</a>. As one story is told, when the Mediterranean island port-city of Mahón was captured in 1756, a celebration meal was in order. A traditional sauce was usually made of cream and eggs, but the chef in charge had no cream and substituted olive oil. The sauce was eventually tweaked into what is known today as mayonnaise.</p> <p>Keeping with a theme: during his wife’s pregnancy, in which she lost her appetite, Alfredo di Lelio in 1914 <a href="http://www.alfredos.com/roma.html">headed to the kitchen</a> and created the eponymous sauce that these days is a pasta menu staple.</p> <p>Now fast forward to a rainy day in 1982. A young Robert Luna is sitting the kitchen of his East L.A. home, savoring his mom’s burger: ground sirloin, cheddar cheese, kosher dill pickles, a spread of sour cream and mayonnaise and serve it on wheat bread. But there’s one problem: no bread.</p> <p><strong><a href="http://www.kcet.org/socal/food/the-public-kitchen/malos-ground-beef-and-pickle-taco.html">See the recipe here!</a></strong></p> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16947016671http://pauliophonic.com/post/16947016671Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:33:59 -0800<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16940583265/tumblr_lysfahLZs91qz5n8p&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><strong>Murder By Death - “Intergalactic Menopause”</strong></p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16940583265http://pauliophonic.com/post/16940583265Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:47:05 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyscsbbljx1qz5n8po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16937392699http://pauliophonic.com/post/16937392699Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:52:59 -0800<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lypgipE2uf1qda11lo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farlizzle.tumblr.com/post/16857448307/minutiae-is-back-and-i-would-argue-better-than">farlizzle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://enjoyminutiae.com/">Minutiæ</a> is back, and I would argue better than ever. I mean, those last editions <em>blew</em>. But <a href="http://enjoyminutiae.com/issues/fairness/">this one</a>… holy shit. February 6th. </p> <p>Vaccinate your children, because we’re going to be gettin’ sick with it.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dco1.tumblr.com/post/16857238976/minutiae-6-fairness-will-be-available-as-a-pdf-on">dco1</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://enjoyminutiae.com/">Minutiæ</a> #6 <strong><a href="http://enjoyminutiae.com/issues/fairness/">Fairness</a></strong> will be available as a PDF on Monday, February 6. Having had a very heavy hand in the creation of this issue, I can say without bias it is great.</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16857687722http://pauliophonic.com/post/16857687722Wed, 01 Feb 2012 00:54:44 -0800<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/2f2PCWYAZQc?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>Hapi Berth Dey</strong></p> <p><span class="tumblr_blog">(via </span><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://markdavidchristenson.tumblr.com/post/16840313706/hapi-berth-dey">markdavidchristenson</a>)</p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16840508108http://pauliophonic.com/post/16840508108Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:06:15 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyoq7fmcTI1qzvss3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://farlizzle.tumblr.com/post/16839678905/la-canada-taqueria-is-an-old-pico-blvd-favorite">farlizzle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>La Cañada Taqueria</strong> is an old Pico Blvd. favorite.</p> <p>[<a href="http://www.seriouseats.com/2012/01/los-angeles-tacos-la-canada-taqueria-pico-blvd-latenight-eats.html">seriouseats</a> | <a href="http://www.pauliophonic.com">paul bartunek</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16839934015http://pauliophonic.com/post/16839934015Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:56:44 -0800<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyopp5zQAL1qz5n8po1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>Hollywood & Normandie</strong></p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16839023897http://pauliophonic.com/post/16839023897Tue, 31 Jan 2012 14:41:00 -0800<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyom2ptBJ61qz5n8po1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Because they’ve had all this time to properly Photoshop them.</p>http://pauliophonic.com/post/16834410340http://pauliophonic.com/post/16834410340Tue, 31 Jan 2012 13:23:13 -0800